supergrrrl's proverb

words of wisdom from a five year old
tonight before bathtime i overheard supergrrrl telling preacher man that if he went to bed with an itchy bottom he would wake up with an itchy bottom and smelly fingers
i would love to put that in a fortune cookie
"he who falls asleep with itchy bottom wakes up with stinky finger"
HILARIOUS
it convinced preach to take a bath and he went to bed smelling like a rose