first day of school

aunt C sent me this picture of supergrrl's first day of school.
amazing how much she has grown in just 6 months!

oh,shit

i went to pick up preach from the sitter yesterday and was greeted at the door with some wonderful news.
preach had taken a crap and gotten it all over himself and rubbed it into Ms. M's carpet.
why would a sweet boy do such a thing???
because he wanted Ms. M to give him a bubble bath..
-no shit
same day
i pick up supergrrrl at school and i am informed she has wet pants-
wet pants,huh?
strange-she is a little old for this sort of thing.
why,what happend?
she wanted to pee like a boy-she was tired of having to sit down!
shit and piss-HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

from the archives- april 2007

superheroes never sleep

10:00 p.m.
she bursts from her room.
her hair has reached afroic proportions-she is wearing her yellow striped bikini.
in her hand, her pink blanket.
-"mom,you need to tie this around my neck".she hands over the blanket
-"no way, it's 3 hours PAST your bedtime and i'm not going to tie a blanket around your neck and then put you to sleep."
-"it's not a blanket it's my cape....
I AM SUPER GIRL- i must have my cape"
-"O.K ....SUPER GIRL, I'm still not going to tie this around your neck, you need to be in bed asleep"
-her eyes narrow,her hands go to her hips,she flips back her jr. afro
"I CANNOT be worried about sleep, I am a SUPERHERO- superhero's do not sleep- i never know when I might be needed"
-she grabs her cape and heads back into her room
-she is asleep 5 minutes later

(had my gall bladder surgey feb 1.-hanging in there but not up for writing much..)